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*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

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Children will come here and tell tales of me! [x]

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White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

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The is the Suite Life.

YES BITCH

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Showering together is so romantic.

video via @mylesandwillows

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“As the ancient Hawaiians used to say…”

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Not again…

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Tell Slater Not to Wash His Dick- Bring Me The Horizon

Submitted by: sadhysteria

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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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Misfiring system!

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“It comes in waves, I close my eyes, hold my breath and let it bury me.

I’m not okay, and it’s not alright, won’t drag the lake and bring me home again!

Who will fix me now? Dive in when I’m down, save me from myself? DON’T LET ME DROWN! ”