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Calling characters with an unknown last name the name of the thing they're from (like sans undertale) is very funny but I think its funnier when people do it with a character whose last name is very much known

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I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

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Socialists in the 1910s were like, God is real but I hate him very much and when I get to heaven I will unionize the angels

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In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen.

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Works by Dawid Planeta

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The Sith would be way funnier if they were Opposite Jedi but like… REALLY and LITERALLY the exact opposite of the Jedi. Not only is sex allowed, celibacy is BANNED. Jedi can’t use the force for personal reasons? Sith use the force to make PB&J sandwiches every lunch break. Jedi can only have one Padawan at a time? Bad news, I’m a fucking Sith and I have a gaggle of ten radical, problematic orphans who are my personal apprentices and they all rock. 

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REPORTERS WITHOUT BORDERS OPENS "THE UNCENSORED LIBRARY" IN MINECRAFT, FEATURING BOOKS/ARTICLES CENSORED IN CERTAIN COUNTRIES

Reporters Without Borders (RSF) opens “The Uncensored Library” – Within a computer game. In many countries, free information is hard to access. Blogs, newspapers and websites are censored but Minecraft is still accessible. RSF used this backdoor to build “The Uncensored Library". A library filled with books, containing articles that were censored in their country of origin. These articles are now available again for young people around the world – hidden from government surveillance technology inside a computer game. Support our fight and share this film! #TruthFindsAWay

Visit our website and download the 1.14.4 Minecraft map: uncensoredlibrary.com

Visit The Uncensored Library 1.14.4 Minecraft server: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

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uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

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Comments under popular tweets on twitter :

“Damn this blowed up while yall are here follow me on ig and stream this song”

“Omg your famous dont forget your best friends bc of your popularity jgjgh”

Gif of some kpop artist doing something which isnt relevant to the tweet at all

“Omg what did you type to get this gif???”

“Omg This famous person liked/Retweeted this”

Comments under popular posts on tumblr :

“OP is a sneeze fetish blog who draws Grinch x Garfield hentai and smut”

“HEY MOTHERFUCKRES LISTEN UP AND BUCKLE UP TUMBLYPOOS I HAVE A PHD IN THIS TOPIC AND IM GONNA WRITE A 5PAGE ESSAY ABOUT THIS IN THE COMMENTS”

“Why do you hate komedakins OP”

Like 3 fuckers roleplaying without caring that this is someone else’s post and everyone can see their comments

“Click HERE to have fat NASTY FUCK with mary”

Omg this is JUST like how my markiplier milking mutuals are like :33"

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Can you tell where I stopped trying?

Audio/Original Video via: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0fVRJrMB5A&feature=youtu.be

Pictures and bad tracing jobs collected/made by me.

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I love performing for non-musicians. they're like "wow, your fingers are moving so fast," and I'm like "they sure are, buddy," and that's the end of the conversation

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why are they zooming in on an empty goodison park like we’re in the office???

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pennywise shows up in the wrong Derry and is immediately bullied to death by a nun

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coming out of my cage and

going right back in

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I’m crying too babe oh my god. Life isn’t fair

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I stg the kid singing Grace is actually a 70 year old man based on his energy

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4 freebies in an hour? No wonder rte can't pay their local employees