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Yearning suuuucks someone feed me to the beasts

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Yearning suuuucks someone feed me to the beasts

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"I'm a top!" "I'm a bottom!" Okay???? Well there's a black hole in the living room floor??? And I keep standing on the edge and looking in????

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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PSA (public sippy announcement)

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Okay job interview for new maybe job in under two weeks we are so back (said anxiously and nervously)

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*trying to solve a friend's problem* hmmm. well you could use me as a blade, perhaps? and slay your enemies? just a thought

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anxiety is so embarrassing like what if something

…happens…

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

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your post made me laugh bro. and yet, i am troubled

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Hear y'all like rats.

You can get your rat ass prints also:

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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time