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Today's Seal Is: Devourer Of The Sun

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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

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was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

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I would like to believe that it's her, surely

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new favorite reddit user

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shoutout to game changer perfect casting (zac oyama as a knight who sits on a bed and reads off increasingly confusing riddles)

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eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death

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this isnt using the word possessiveness in a negative way btw

i feel like a lot of the issues people have with seeing romantic relationships as more inherently valuable as a label would be solved if we viewed labels for specific relationships as being more about possessiveness then how we feel about people/how we wish to interact with them

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i feel like a lot of the issues people have with seeing romantic relationships as more inherently valuable as a label would be solved if we viewed labels for specific relationships as being more about possessiveness then how we feel about people/how we wish to interact with them

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Today i cried with food stuffed into my mouth so i looked like a really sad hamter

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Credits: Moakley

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i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

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He’s a baby