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Another little Roy doodle. Meet Peggy (short for Pegasus), an Aasimar paladin that fell from heaven and landed on him. Peggy forgot to equip his armour in the first session and fought some goblins with a whopping 9 AC at level 5

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Years resisting this screenshot redraw and I finally caved

(The Princess Mononoke one)

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anyone else get really pissed off when astarion looks at the camera with the biggest wettest eyes known to creation. like GIRL we see them!!!

(inspired by this post:)

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how it should have happened...

Fuck cazaldor.💀

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hand hurts from jacking off

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just met Tara for the first time in my game! i love her a lot :)

(credit to @friendamedes for the headcanon about Gale wearing glasses when he was a kid!!)

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ASTARION

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"Was I sweet once?"

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I need everyone to know that Anne Rice and guy who started Popeyes (the fried chicken place not the cartoon) hated each other and once spent weeks/monthes taking out page length ads against each other in New Orleans newspapers because the Popeyes guy opened a tacky restaurant where Lestat was supposed to have died, or something like that

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as both a good omens and red dead enthusiast i feel robbed

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pros of keeping records of your old writing: whenever you refer back to it you will experience the unparalleled gratification of being able to see just how much progress you've made. you may even find yourself revisiting ideas you had that you didn't have the skills to fully realise at the time, but have since developed enough to renew your efforts.

cons of keeping records of your old writing: you will find yourself constantly mortified and tormented by the words of the stupidest most ignorant shit idiot currently drawing breath on earth, and that person is you

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i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes

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Hunger

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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu