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mossjpeg404 · 3 years
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guide 4 teens
tell the cops nothing
tell the paramedics everything
ur eyebrows are fine
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No matter what happens in these bizarre internet marketing times, we’ll always be your friendly neighborhood
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put a bunch of Americans from different states in the same room and they'll literally just spend the entire time arguing about weather
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Tried Wendys for the first time today.... treated like burger
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mossjpeg404 · 3 years
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why are you as a man "cocking" your gun ? so you can "shoot a load" into another man ??
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mossjpeg404 · 3 years
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sometimes i think theres no way there are people who legitimately believe people just dont have a disorder until a doctor says they have it. like. i’ve seen people legitimately say this. and it’s like okay. what. do doctors just give people mental illnesses
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Waited months for you to reopen anon asks just to tell you you are one of the stupidest people I've ever some across. And unfollow.
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after many, many requests, and after months of me refusing them, i’ll make it. i’ll do it, okay? i’ll make the george kink list. i would like to clarify i wish i didn’t have to. i wish i didn’t have to carry this burden and also be kind of weird but. oh my god. why. footcam bedwars (don’t make me acknowledge it again). hair pulling, we all saw the haircut stream. i think he likes compliments too much. he also enjoyed being yelled at by dream in bedwars a little too much. brat. he’s a brat. who would agree to either the t-shirt video or the freezing video if they weren’t a masochist. “i’m all tied up. untie me, dream”. let’s all be honest here, he’s also a little weird about his and dream’s size difference. george is so fixated on how people smell. he once payed 3 thousand dollars to leak his sexts, so that’s a double homicide. DICK SUCKING, APPARENTLY!!?!?!??? and of course, who could forget about clearly liking to see others in pain, because why else would he subject us to this.
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would you ever do a laugh comparison video from then to now
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mossjpeg404 · 3 years
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LOVE 1940’s era Superman before he gets all his major villains or character arcs and basically just skips around metropolis fighting mobs and con men because he doesn’t have lex luthor or anyone rly as a recurring nemesis and he can’t fly or anything and they don’t quite have him as a character fully figured out yet so they just write shit like this
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