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mossytrashcan · 7 hours
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joke postponed till tomorrow. I need sleep like rn
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mossytrashcan · 8 hours
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dude I wanna make a “ladies ladies calm down” joke about everyone dming me rn but all of these mfs are trans or enby. I’m so distressed how do I save this joke
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mossytrashcan · 8 hours
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George Harrison 🌻🌻🌻
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mossytrashcan · 8 hours
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guys why are the numbers changing in my head
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mossytrashcan · 8 hours
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THIS IS SO FUNNY IM CREASING
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mossytrashcan · 12 hours
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anyways now that I’m able to process it all, ttpd was fine. good, but probably only great for the fans (this is cuz I think ts is deliberately uncomfortable w this one, which is awkward if you aren’t already comfortable w her). It’s not like bad, it’s just like people don’t care about the music, they care about dogging on ts yknow
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mossytrashcan · 14 hours
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Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.
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mossytrashcan · 15 hours
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they freaking took a picture of me
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mossytrashcan · 15 hours
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moodboard for when your coworkers discriminate against you for valuing coziness in this world of cruelty
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mossytrashcan · 15 hours
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they hate me for being so fucking comfy. they hate my chillaxed swagger
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TBEYRE BULLYING ME FOR CHILLING ON THE NURSE BED DUUUUUDE WHAT THE FREAK
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mossytrashcan · 16 hours
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i find it kind of peak. i find it kind of mid. the dreams in which i’m so back are the dreams in which im cringe
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mossytrashcan · 16 hours
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we just keep naming bugs like this
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mossytrashcan · 16 hours
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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mossytrashcan · 17 hours
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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mossytrashcan · 17 hours
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mossytrashcan · 18 hours
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cold blue fire of dawn
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mossytrashcan · 19 hours
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the mortifying ordeal of Sending First Message
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