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Are you trapped on tumblr right now?
Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
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obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work
but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight
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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™
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holy shit is this gorgeous.
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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Pick an option at random :)
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let’s hear it for the world’s smallest whale (the vaquita) you guys!!
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A BITCH GOT NEW SHOES AND JIBBITS AND LOOK AT THEM
MOFUCKIN HERMIT CRAB ON MY CROCS.
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.
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rats live on no evil star
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Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
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