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anyway happy dove cameron album release day to all who celebrate

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I understand why people get annoyed with the d3 “Hades is mal’s dad” thing but I literally don’t care at all. You are going to have to pry “Mal’s gay dad who she hates” out of my cold dead hands he’s so iconic

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ok i’m going to sleep now but not before i leave you all with this low res image of jay cupping evies chin in d3 :)

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new descendants tweets [17/?] Carlos edition

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new descendants tweets [18/?] Jay edition

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new descendants tweets [16/?] Mal edition

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new descendants tweets [15/?] Evie edition

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EVIE (daughter of the evil queen)

- full name is adelheid wilhelmina margaret heinrich

adelheid - german origin meaning 'nobility'

wilhelmina - german origin meaning 'helmet, protection'

margaret - greek origin meaning 'pearl'

heinrich - german origin meaning 'home ruler'

- 16, 5"6, cisgender, she/her, lesbian

- speaks spanish, german, english, french, latin, italian, russian & mandarin

- has bipolar & ptsd

- snow white became her legal guardian while she was in auradon

- used old curtains for her clothes designs growing up

- the huntsman taught her how to wield a sword, her mother wasn't happy

- reason she enjoys chemistry so much is because her mother would allow her to help whenever she made potions

- colour scheme is blue, white & red

- listens to murder documentary's while working

- has glasses, but will only wear them when she's alone because she doesn't think it would look flattering

- brutally honest, too the point where it can come of a little rude

- allergic to apples

- portrayed by sofia carson

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very patient evie & very impatient mal

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things i noticed while thoroughly rewatching d2

i found this in my notes from back in july 2022 and stand by it. mostly mevie, including core four, ben, ben & harry, umal exes & a hint of lonnie appreciation

- at the curl up n dye, not only did mal let evie have her moment with dizzy, but as soon as dizzy said it would make her so happy to know that evie is wearing something of hers in auradon, she stopped dead. she immediately looked at evie to check on her, she knew that statement would have an impact on her. as soon as she saw the heartbroken look, she put herself back into the convo . "e, we gotta go." then when dizzy left she took evies arm and guided her to the side. she let evie have a moment to get herself together. "she's gonna be okay." when she caught evie feeling bad again, she tapped her arm and took her arm, leading her away, starting an easy conversation so lighten the mood.

- after mal says "and i am, and will always be, the girl from the isle." her eyes water and when evie looks away she looks up so she doesnt cry. then she finds a distraction by pointing to the sign

- carlos and jay making fun of evie i cant do this . "you know how spontaneous she is bro" it starts off as an excuse but its pretty fucking accurate so jay just goes "right???" and i just know evie has done some stupid fucking shit before and the boys are annoying ass brothers but wbk

- no straight man grinds his way up the king .

- i'm looking at you harry

- bens into it

- "she's not my gf anymore" yeah ben u go . make sure ur pirate crush knows ur available

- ben is the definition of :]

- EVIES CARRYING MALS BAG FOR HER :(((((

- lonnie looks like a scary dog from the pound being held on a chain lead taking a few steps back growling ready to pounce on her enemies no i will not elaborate

- i also just decided that lonnie has adhd

- evie jay carlos and lonnie looking behind mal when shes saying the plan bc they know shes in a vulnerable position with her backturned and need to be aware of every movement . lonnie is glaring in a threatening manner and standing in a position that shows she means business . jays eyes are flickering between mal and the pirates, showing he's listening but still watching for any movements. carlos is looking straight into mal's eyes. theyre communicating via body movement. evie is angled closer to mal, she's there to protect if anyone lunges at mal and watching closely for any danger

- as soon as mal turns back, evie's stance soon relaxes. she rests her arms against the sides of the bridge knowing mal no longer needs protection

- evie leaping through the air behind mal doing her little dancy dance while everyone's fighting

- evie was the one who noticed dude. after carlos went "we're dead." she subtly leaned next to him and whispered in his ear, when mal looked back for help, that's when he nodded to dude. evie saved her gf whats new

- ben getting held off the plank: :] vs ben when uma finally gives him back: :0

- mal after pinning uma "you miss me?" oh u wanna kiss so bad .

- harry is using sword fighting as an excuse to flirt with every vk such a pansexual pirate

- evie vs her heels being her best and favourite weapon

- mal i am in love with you

- descendants vs having the hottest fucking characters

- ben you dont just compare ur gf to her worst enemy and ex gf like that someone get this man a book on dating

- jay and mal being the emotionally stunted ones of the group and it works bc they understand each other and even though they bicker they love each other immensely i'm gonna punch through a wall

- "so ur not seeing happys son or anyone else." ur girlfriend is gay

- id love to go to auradon prep . like imagine the drama dude like . omg did u hear the king serenaded the new vk girl while his gf watched and then asked her to the coronation AND THEN his now ex kissed charmings son in front of him . then the kings new girls mother crashed the coronation and new girl cried and killed her with the power of friendship but then she got sad and ran away and king ben got KIDNAPPED and then at cotillion he cheated on new girl with an octopus and then they fought in water and then they kissed and kings ex was jealous of new girl so she terrorised the kingdom and turned us to STONE

- MAL CHECKING ON EVIE BEFORE TURNING TO A DRAGON

- JAY AND CARLOS CATCHING BEN WHEN HE SLIPS ON DECK IM CRYING

- EVIE MAKING JOKES :( "just a little bit"

- mal tracing patterns on evies back <3

- i started this movie four hours ago this is what happens when someone with adhd watches descendants

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I love how even the actors of descendants ignore canon and follow through with the FACT that every character is gay

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rotten four gc is chaos [1/?]

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rotten four gc is chaos [1/?]

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Descendants 2 + text posts

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seeing people casually talking about spending $30,000 on a wedding makes me feel a special kind of nauseous when every single person i know has to debate if $40 on ordering pizza is worth it

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EVIE (daughter of the evil queen)

full name is evelyn wilhelmina margaret heinrich

16, 5"6, cisgender, she/her, lesbian

german & latina, speaks spanish, german, english, french, italian, russian & mandarin

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MAL (child of maleficent & hades)

full name is maleficent bertha faesdóttir II

16, 5"3½, genderqueer, all pronouns, pansexual aromantic

french & greek, speaks french, english & latin