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Have you ever had a pet with a “human” name?

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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Has science gone too far

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reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

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I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

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A burger and fries should be five dollars <checks wallet> a burger and fries should be two dollars

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they're punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.

it is setting an example. it's saying, "this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we'll punish the people around you that you've led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don't keep quiet, we will quiet you". the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it's just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.

"it's not a big deal" idk man it really seems like it is

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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We crave more Peter and DC stuff 🙏🙏🙏

I’ll do you one better.

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Omg are you doing the art for the new season Dimension 20 On a Bus?!! I can’t wait to see your version of blue m&m ❤️

WHO LEAKED THE SEASON

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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"Every time we approach something fucking adorable, it goes south." "Not everything adorable is here to kill you."

bonus:

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D20 on a bus

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best part of KPop Demon Hunters is all the ridiculous faces the girls make