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(1) This morning I dreamt there were chunks of long, muddy hair in my toothpaste tube.

(2) I just dreamt I missed my doctor's appointment because I was loading the dishwasher at my family's house. It took extra long because they decided to store condiment bottles inside of the machine.

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Not a cell phone in sight. Just ppl living in the moment

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Me: "I just dreamt we got into a big fight because I said I liked a so-so kebab shop. You were so insulted 'on behalf of [your] brother' because it was his favorite food."

Sleepy Man: "I dreamt that you wanted a specific chicken noodle soup at an Asian noodle spot. We got there just before it closed but I couldn't make a decision on what I wanted in time, and they denied us service. I felt really guilty."

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(1) Last night I dreamt my aunt was selling her house. I was helping her clean up and stage for the open house. All of her personal effects were covered up and hidden in plain sight.

(2) I dreamt I was at a Barnes & Noble trying to use the bathroom. There were turtles in the toilets. I was afraid they would bite me.

(3) This morning I dreamt Sleepy Man and I were eating shi shi food with the Philly Guy. I struggled with the preserved fish. Next, we were fighting off pig-vampires. I watched a sexy lady turn into a creature. I wanted her to like me.

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I just dreamt I was late for a very complicated history exam. The answer sheet was a grocery store Monopoly gameboard (the one with the stickers). The first question was about square roots. I didn't have a calculator.

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Tove Lo & SG Lewis - Let me go OH OH

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I dreamt Sleepy Man and I were going to Disneyland for my birthday. He was wearing long overalls and no sunblock. We started bickering about how he speaks to me vs. how I talk to him. My sister was supposed to join us, but I wasn't sure if I told her to skip school.

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(1) This morning I dreamt I was at a dining hall. I went straight to the won ton soup, only to find bloated potstickers instead. (I still filled a bowl.)

(2) I dreamt I was on the run from some 80s-movie-Russian-villian. He kept shooting at me and set other traps in the street. I was unarmed and felt exhausted.

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Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

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This morning I dreamt my teenage sister got a tattoo. It wss a giant mandala covering her entire palm. It was invisible ink but not scarring properly. She paid $450 in cash to a guy in North Carolina, plus a surcharge to some woman for a "finder's fee." She didn't have any pain meds, instead sipping NyQuil from the bottle.