mostlybenignalien
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Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega
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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital
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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.
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ai can’t deliver a painting to you with cat hair stuck in the paint strokes. but i can. and i will, every time. you don’t even have to ask.
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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
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"In the late 1990s and early 2000s- following the Clinton administration, which helped to cement the rapidly growing mass incarceration rates in Black communities- prosecutors in Cook County, Illinois, played a "game". This game's name was masked under the pseudonym "The Two-Ton Contest", but among the prosecutors and judges alike, the game was more affectionately referred to as "N*ggers by the Pound". The sole objective was to be the first person to prosecute as many Black people, most of whom were men, it took to amount to four thousand pounds. The more one person weighed, the more points they were worth."
Belly of the Beast (The Politics of Anti-Fatness as Anti-Blackness) - Da'Shaun L. Harrison
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light yagami is so funny. scary bone guy shows up in his room and light is like aaa! and falls off his chair and is so scared (normal reaction to scary bone guy) but then he's like ah... scary bone guy... i'm not surprised... i have been expecting you... um no. come on dude. don't lie. we all saw that. scary bone guy saw that. you fell off your chair stupid style. own it man it's okay.
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Democrat Catelin Drey has flipped an open Iowa state Senate seat, adding to the party’s successes in special elections this year, Decision Desk HQ projected.
Drey defeated Republican Christopher Prosch in the race to replace the late state Sen. Rocky De Witt (R), who died in office in June from cancer. Democrats homed in on the Republican-leaning district as a pickup opportunity given their overperformance in many smaller elections through 2025.
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5471284-drey-victory-breaks-gop-majority/

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My current favorite bit of right-wing Christian hypocrisy is Ken Paxton, a man whose wife is divorcing him for adultery, forcing Texas schools to unconstitutionally post "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery."
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/religion/article/paxton-ten-commandments-texas-21014419.php
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