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I'm actually really normal about Beetroots and Murder, don't worry (I'm not)

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SFTH SPOTIFY o7

Idk if anyone has posted this yet but I thought I’d pass on Tom’s message about Spotify :)

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from your friendly neighborhood librarian:

all books are good books.  you are not a “lesser reader” if you only read manga or comic books or a “better reader” for reading academic heavy texts.

reading is reading no matter what it is, be it a graphic novel, a romance, a classic, an audiobook, a picture book, a cookbook, fanfiction, fucking whatever, read what makes you happy

reading is supposed to be fun and don’t let elitism sap any joy out of it

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i need someone to write a coherent post about catholicism in clarissa's diy wedding because it's driving me insane but i can't put it into words. the church that was turned into a restaurant. the woman who grew up in the church-turned-restaurant as a lesbian and then has to watch the woman she's in love with get married there to someone else. the man who hasn't been to church since his mom died when he was seven going to look for guidance in a priest as a last resort. the amounts of catholic guilt that must run through amanda and mark alone would be enough to power a city. and not to even mention the tim of it all.

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Flopped down on the floor next to one of the cats and he was like so surprised like woah you do that too that’s so crazy that we can do things that the other does. I’m gonna try to use your phone now why is my furious swiping not making the buttons work

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*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.

No, you cannot eat my sandwich.

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Luke is the type of improviser to ask "is anyone going to be a complicated parental figure in this scene" and not wait for an answer

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well if that ain't the most ironic thing i've ever seen on this site

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t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

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I can't believe tom and George were just standing there watching them, I lost it xD

George did great, go George!!!

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Best Luke character, round 2 (269)

(this is gonna be a bloodbath)

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Not feeling very creative today…

A Tom portrait and silly AJ studies

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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They just look so pleased with themselves