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Boygenius at Pomona photographed by @/goldberghourphotos on insta

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like literally there will never be anything funnier than a vampire being like “my life sucks nobody has it as bad as me : (” and they’re literally actively murdering some random dude who was on his way home from his fucking 9-5 or whatever

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every single character in the vampire chronicles seems to end up like this with each other at some point no matter what happened between them

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David, I'm gonna need you to come and look at the apartment with me.

SCHITT'S CREEK (2015–2020) S2E11: The Motel Guest

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My dad has bees. Today, I went to his house and he showed me all the honey he had gotten from the hives. He took the lid off a 5-gallon bucket full of honey and on top of the honey there were 3 little bees, struggling. They were covered in sticky honey and drowning. I asked him if we could help them and he said he was sure they wouldn't survive. Casualties of honey collection I suppose.

I asked him again if we could at least get them out and kill them quickly, after all he was the one who taught me to put a suffering animal (or bug) out of its misery. He finally conceded and scooped the bees out of the bucket. He put them in an empty Chobani yogurt container and put the plastic container outside.

Because he had disrupted the hive with the earlier honey collection, there were bees flying all over outside.

We put the 3 little bees in the container on a bench and left them to their fate. My dad called me out a little while later to show me what was happening. These three little bees were surrounded by all their sisters (all of the bees are females) and they were cleaning the sticky nearly dead bees, helping them to get all of the honey off of their bodies. We came back a short time later and there was only one little bee left in the container. She was still being tended to by her sisters.

When it was time for me to leave, we checked one last time and all three of the bees had been cleaned off enough to fly away and the container was empty.

Those three little bees lived because they were surrounded by family and friends who would not give up on them, family and friends who refused to let them drown in their own stickiness and resolved to help until the last little bee could be set free.

Bee Sisters. Bee Peers. Bee Teammates.

We could all learn a thing or two from these bees.

Bee kind always.

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Is My Very Nature That of the Devil

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Interview With The Vampire but like 5 seasons from now they run out of vampires to interview so now the titular vampire is Daniel and it’s just him doing normal journalism but using his vampire powers for shenanigans.

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"NEW GIRL" (2011-2018) Season 2 Episode 25

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do you remember what you dreamed of last night?

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people must think daniel molloy is so fucking embarrassing and insane in-universe like this 70 year old two time pulitzer prize winner is not only constantly insisting that his new book is non fiction and that vampires are real, he's also touring with and making a documentary about an obvious industry plant whose whole persona is based off a vampire from his book. and to top it all off he's also allegedly dating a 27 year old who apparently 24/7 roleplays as yet another vampire character from his book

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Tina, hurry up. You might be grounded, but you still got to go to school, little lady.

BOB'S BURGERS 2.08 - Bad Tina

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LADY GAGA MTV Video Music Awards (2009)

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CHAPPELL ROAN Video Music Awards 2024