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In the viktors-mind-brain-dinner scene in season two, Ben is the only one eating the brain with a spoon I dont know if that's common knowledge, but I think about it alot
#everyone else was using a fork and knife#Benjamin shaped figment of Viktors mind why did you choose to eat the brain like that#and what does this say about how Viktor sees Ben#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#it IS in his brain#moth rambles
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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care
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what’s your answer to the trolley question
Run over the one guy and then set the train in reverse
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you are depriving some village of their IDIOT!!!!!
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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.
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After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.
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took a little break from date everything art to draw my beautifull wife douxie casperin.. I’ve recently been introduced to trollhunters and this is so peak actually
I’m so in love with that’s stupid wizard…

Hes so beautifull hehhaohoho
#I miss him#I need to chew on him#I need to fold him into a paper boat and throw him into a pond and watch him sink
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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity
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