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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.

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There’s being queer/lgbt+ and there’s not being that and then there’s a grey area in between the two and I’m still inviting those people to the party tbh

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If you cannot kill your politicians and soldiers, the least you can do is to stop sharing any direct and indirect propaganda. Start humanising America's victims.

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Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2

When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in

When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her

When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"

When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.

At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.

When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.

When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle

When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.

When I taught my wife how to waltz

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Contemplating the space between the stones.

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it pisses me off SO bad how transphobes have so effectively used sports to launder transphobia and misogyny to people. like does nobody remember like ~5-10 years ago when it was a MAJOR feminist talking point to argue for desegregating sports and going by skill level instead of gender separation??? and now, because so many cis people hate trans people so violently and think we should be excluded from all aspects of public life, you’ve got a whole bunch of women who call themselves feminists laundering misogynistic talking points about how “women are just inherently weaker and worse at athletics than men :(( it’s just biology and women are inherently inferior :(( this is definitely not misogyny that’s unsupported by science, women are just weaker and worse at things :((“ like girl open your ears and listen to what you’re saying!!

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Watching a second episode of the Simpsons: I would not have allowed Bart back on the show after the trouble he caused.

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If i met someone from wigan id be so starstruck id be obsessed

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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sin is actually really cool and good for you

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The reblogging my own flop posts will continue until morale improves

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One of the pettiest things that makes me mad is when people go, "Here's what team I think (x) would have if they were in pokémon" and they give them a legendary with no justification, thematic or otherwise. Like, I'm sorry, but Chilchuck is not catching Mewtwo. I don't care

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I wish 2fort could get me pregnant.

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Indeed.com/careers/lemon_stealing_whore

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Watching X-Files but shaking my head the entire time so people know I don't approve of the FBI.