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the RUSH you get from unclogging a really clogged fountain pen. unbelievable

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I’ve been fighting with this HP Envy 6000e for two years. I promise you, there’s nothing envious about this technological terror. The whole thing started because I didn’t want to spend $40 on the ink for my old Cannon prixma. And now, I spent two years fighting this mechanical menace because I didn’t want to buy another printer. Well, jokes on me. I’ve got a cannon printer sitting in my shopping cart and I’m about to press the order button. I’m tempted to take the HP printer and destroy it in a field with a baseball bat. RIP, you calamitous collection of cogs. The robot devil sings for you.

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Idea: Emotions Brothel! It’s a like a hotel but each room has a nice person who gives you junk food and listens to you problems. You can rent a room for like $20 an hour.

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The sun has risen, my bras have dried, and my notebook is fully organized. Let’s get back to the mayhem.

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I feel like I’m the cabbage merchant in someone else’s story. I’m just there for the laughs. I show up in a new town, the avatar knocks over my cart, and everyone laughs. It’s funny and all, but at the end of the day, I don’t matter. The story would still go on without me.

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Anime Recipe:

1 to 7 Lovable dumbasses

1 Over Powered Idiot with a heart of gold

1 Emo Prodigy with terrible communication skills

1 to 7 Magic Rocks, Scrolls, or other mystic objects

1 Buff Old Man

1 to 4 Tragic Back Stories

1 Creepy Clown Dude

Stir for ten minutes or until you hear the opening music.

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Just a refresher

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

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Can we just take a minute to appreciate this sculpture of Athena? She looks so done with everyone’s shit.

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Mirror Mirror on the wall, whos the baddest bitch of all?

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I want an Avengers style movie but with personified versions of US states.

Dr. Nevada: “Florida Man?! I thought you died!”

Florida Man: “Ha! You thought thirteen pounds of cocaine and a shark could stop me?!”

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This is a D&D party and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Heaven Gaia, spring 2020

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Switch the milk to Fairlife and you’ve got a deal!

Aight which one of you rad dudes is joining me in a glass of Choccy?

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This one goes out to all my darling trash boats. You’re doing fine. So many of you focus on what you’re suppose to be rather than what you want to be. It’s your life, not their’s. Find your joy!

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Challenge: Make your favorite recipe sound like an ancient ritual.

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Who’s turn is it to take out the trash?

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Matilda takes place in the same universe as the X-Men movies.

CHANGE MY MIND

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My nephew almost got sprayed by a skunk and it’s all my cousin’s fault. This grown ass man kept referring to skunks as “forbidden cats” and my nephew took this as a challenge.