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trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

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Concept Art for ‘Feel’ 'Ristar’ SEGA Mega Drive

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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

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:(

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you can tell how bad i am feeling in my life by how much time i spend aimlessly scrolling through social media apps getting mad at someone who will never know i exist

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AND SOMETIMES WHEN YOU’RE ON, YOU’RE REALLY FUCKING ON AND YOUR FRIENDS THEY SING ALONG AND THEY LOVE YOU. BUT THE LOWS ARE SO EXTREME THAT THE GOOD SEEMS FUCKING CHEAP AND IT TEASES YOU FOR WEEKS IN ITS ABSENCE. BUT YOU’LL FIGHT AND YOU’LL MAKE IT THROUGH, YOU’LL FAKE IT IF YOU HAVE TO AND YOU’LL SHOW UP FOR WORK WITH A SMILE. YOU’LL BE BETTER AND YOU’LL BE SMARTER AND MORE GROWN UP AND A BETTER DAUGHTER OR SON AND A REAL GOOD FRIEND. YOU’LL BE AWAKE, YOU’LL BE ALERT, YOU’LL BE POSITIVE THOUGH IT HURTS AND YOU’LL LAUGH AND EMBRACE ALL YOUR FRIENDS. YOU’LL BE A REAL GOOD LISTENER, YOU’LL BE HONEST, YOU’LL BE BRAVE, YOU’LL BE HANDSOME AND YOU’LL BE BEAUTIFUL. YOU’LL BE HAPPY.

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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

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Saturn Valley ♨️

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