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[mother-fucking-vidalia]

yo wait why yall replying to stuff here this is so old lmao

losers. send message. siri send message. SIRI SEND THE FUCKING MESSAGE BITCH.

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

*Shrugs*

Just what I'd do

How do I cope with my child (was was probably possessed) stabbing me in my eye. What kind of punishment should I give him?

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

Stab him back.

How do I cope with my child (was was probably possessed) stabbing me in my eye. What kind of punishment should I give him?

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

...Are you looking for the cereal? I already hid that.

*Andra walks into your house, heads over to the kitchen, and starts searching through the cabinets*

//Open rp, anyone who has a house, or doesn't, maybe we both broke in 👀 @alexa-andrite @touch-starved-steven @mother-fucking-vidalia @fractured-steven-universe

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

*Stares at her*

What the hell

*Andra walks into your house, heads over to the kitchen, and starts searching through the cabinets*

//Open rp, anyone who has a house, or doesn't, maybe we both broke in 👀 @alexa-andrite @touch-starved-steven @mother-fucking-vidalia @fractured-steven-universe

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

One last Sunday together, old friend.

One shared not for the way things have to be, but for the way things were.  

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

I got alchohol

i hAV F CAHGED MY MUR DERR POLICTY

I WIKJLL NOW MSURDER EVERYONE EXCEPT

@pink-fucking-diamond (shfhe kbowe wvat stars are)

@feral-fucking-spinel (ahas shwond me thge waty of ARSON)

EVEBRYPNE ELSE I WILLL MAIM WHITPOUT HESITATHION

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

Rude

@mother-hecking-steven want a strawberry drink?

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

@alexa-andrite So you just gonna leave me hanging?

@mother-hecking-steven want a strawberry drink?

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

Jesus fucking christ is that a fucking gremlin?

*Dino came hurtling towards the ground. He wasnt here a moment ago, grunting in effort he tried to activate his floating powers. The gem on his stomach shone dimly, and he landed softly and safely on the ground*

H-how did... I'm o-outs-side ? GH— !

*A bolt of pain shot through him as the spots on his face inched upwards, he doubled over tightly clutching at his gem*

//ok now time to tag.. @alexa-andrite @touch-starved-steven @cracked-ste-ven-u-ni-verse @fractured-steven-universe @mother-fucking-vidalia @steven-loves-everything @anyone open rp !

I have like 50000000 other blogs, but ive never actually made one of these so ,,,

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

Onion you little bitch I swear to all thats holy if you shoot him I will lock you in a room with Ronaldo

*Guts you like a fish* Happy Halloween

*SCREAMS*

ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*Dies. It's been awhile! That was a new record of days without death*

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

Problem?

*holds microphone to his face* hello yes is there anything else you would like to say to the people watching tonight

Run.

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

*Sprays water at him*

*holds microphone to his face* hello yes is there anything else you would like to say to the people watching tonight

Run.

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

No.

*holds microphone to his face* hello yes is there anything else you would like to say to the people watching tonight

Run.

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

Kinda odd but we won't judge

*Falls over and dies*

...

*Pops back up a few minutes later totally unfazed, death isnt permanent here*

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

I'm not stopping you or anything... so

@mother-hecking-steven want a strawberry drink?

[mother-fucking-vidalia]

Sounds kinda kinky ngl :/

@mother-hecking-steven want a strawberry drink?