How do you tell a guy you aren't dating you're wet for him without sounding crazy?
My Dearest Sir,
I hope this message finds you well at the end of our Lord’s week. The objective of this correspondence is to inform you that there mere thought of you makes my loins lubricate like cooked okra. I beg of you, please come feast on the fine meal that my body has prepared for you, post haste.
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