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Got Bones? (Printable)

Hey, I made a printable .PNG version of that “got bones” flyer if anyone wants to make a few copies to hang up in real life and cause some minor chaos around their town. Have fun, feel free to send me pics if you stick it up anywhere

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darling, you’d look absolutely ravishing in this skirt ✨

our skirts are all

✅ size inclusive (XS-8X)

✅ ethically made

✅ equipped with pockets deep enough to hold all of your precious lockpicks and trap disarm kits

you can find this skirt and other designs in my store:

https://store.mayakern.com/a/blog

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A thought that exists in my head: what if after Gortash reveals who Durge is, and what they really are, and everyone has their (understandable) reactions, Durge vanishes.

Everyone wakes up the next morning ready to tackle the revelations having calmed down a bit, but Durge is gone. Their tent, all their supplies, vanished. All that is left is a note that says:

“I’m sorry. I will fix it, I swear.”

Now, a Bhalspawn MIA is not the BEST situation and they do look for Durge, but the world is also ending and they got tasks to do. So they keep on questing between trying to find their former leader. And while they don’t find them, they know exactly what Durge has been up to.

Gale wakes up one morning and finds the book he needed from Sorcerous Sundries at the foot of his tent. Casually dropped off, like it’s just a delivery. The only addition is a note tucked in the front cover that says “I once ruined everything with this crown. See that you do not add yourself to that list.”

Raphael shows up at the tavern with the hammer and a smile. Lae’zel can take the hammer, sure, it’s all hers. He did want the crown, he still does, but now he has a Bhalspawn contract at his beck and call: it’s not the worst bargain.

Karlach goes to confront Gortash and when he tries to start his traps they just, don’t work. Someone has already broken in and deactivated them all. Gortash curses Durge for not showing up to kill him themselves when Karlach cuts him down.

Wyll finds his father walking into camp one day, deeply confused. Gortash was planning to take him somewhere when someone intervened and gave him control of his own mind again. They told him to come here. No, they didn’t come with him, why do they ask?

Shadowheart finds the House of Grief quiet and subdued. Mother Superior is dead, one of them tells her. The temple is in chaos and given that, Shadowheart can reach her parents without fighting her way through howling wolves.

Astarion is unbound from Cazador’s ritual by invisible hands and while he does not see who it is who came to his aid, he knows. When the fight is over and Gale casts “detect invisibility” his rescuer is nowhere to be found.

The party all converges on Bhaal’s temple. There in the center of the room, two Bhalspawn plan to duel to the death. The Dark Urge is beaten, exhausted and so very tired from everything they’ve done. They know this fight might end them. They hope their friends take out Orin, if they fail.

The look of surprise on their face as the party bursts into the temple, jumping into the fray with them, is something to behold.

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hoo hoo ho hoo

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in the span of hours tumblr has banned an out trans woman who was outspoken about her harrassment and the unfairness of the website's system and MULTIPLE out trans women who commented on the absurdity of the situation--has even banned them for posting pictures of hammers and cars.

if staff thought this was going to make the situation go away, all staff's gotten is a class action lawsuit. good job, hellsite "moderators." you showed your whole ass and you're going to go to court. again.

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Idk maybe shar was on to tomething thats all im saying

Small bonus:

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Flooflers

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If you're on Windows 11 like I am for my "main" computer (in my case for school purposes and because I can't get Baldur's Gate 3 to play on Linux), then you might've seen this annoying piece of AI shit show up on your taskbar:

This is Windows Copilot, and it's fulled by the same shit ChatGPT is fuelled by. There is currently no way to uninstall it, but there is a way to deactivate it completely, which I've linked below. It's very easy, and it took me like, 2 minutes to do.

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Great eared nightjar

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moonrise (2015) by phyllis shafer vs. landscape from saint-rémy (1889) by vincent van gogh. kind of obsessed with how they bleed into each other side by side

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This really makes the Studios costing themselves even more money (and getting more unions involved) by prolonging the strike for the promise of free ai labor even more fucking funny. you dumb fucking bastards lol

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my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in

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ok the shitshow has break containment already, this is from the fediverse:

this is from the place that should not be named:

Excellent job, M :chefkiss: