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The Jordan brainrot I am having rn uuuuuughhh 💙💙💙

m!jordan x afab!pc drabble

minor/ageless blogs DNI, you WILL be blocked

Imagine PC has been the paragon of purity for months, but in a moment of weakness, they end up losing their virginity, causing them to Fall. They go to Jordan for help, which he offers for a (very large) fee. Somehow, Pc manages to pay said fee and is taken to the site of the ritual. Jordan is supposed to bring them pleasure with his mouth, but he clearly has no idea what he's doing and in the end, the other people present have to join in to help.

While the ritual was a success and PC has been forgiven, Jordan is displeased with himself. They came to him for help, yet all he did was take their money and further was next to useless.

After much contemplation, after weighing his options so much he dreamed of them, he decides to approach PC, propositioning them to help him develop his... skills. In case he'd ever need to do the ritual again (he hopes it won't be needed, but he'd rather be prepared. just in case). While PC is no longer a virgin, they're still very inexperienced and they tell him as much, once the initial shock of his request has subsided. He smiles at them, a kind but wry smile, reminding them that he also has absolutely no knowledge of these things, even less so than they do. But they don't have to give him an answer here and now, and they shouldn't feel pressured to accept.

They don't think about it as much or as hard as Jordan. They trust him and his good intentions and they trust that, though this makes them a bit uncomfortable, he's doing this for a greater good. So, they accept his offer the next day.

It's awkward the first time you and Jordan have your first… 'training session'. He obviously has no idea what he's doing and you're not nearly experienced enough to properly give him directions. While he's still embarrassed, he doesn't let that discourage him, and after a few sessions, you can tell he's improved. He can now tell by the way you move and by all the little sounds you make just what he needs to do to bring you pleasure. However… he's been feeling strange. The ritual requires there to be no penetration, yet Jordan has had to stop himself from pushing his tongue in - several times.

He just… there’s something about your pussy. The taste, the smell, he finds himself wanting to simply bury his face in there. He wants so badly to taste the inside of your delicious cunt.

A part of him is alarmed by these thoughts and fears they may escalate if not killed at the root… but the other part says it’s too late. He’s already addicted to your taste.

And he won’t be satisfied with just this for much longer.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it was me barry

(not my art)

WHAT HAVE I DONE

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"Well, yes, Sydney is actually my little brother. How did you know?"

...I mean, I am pretty sure that's not the case, but it would actually be really funny for an AU lol

Like, turns out you actually had a secret sibling and guess what? It's your fucking mentor. Maybe your dad had too much fun in his teenage years 😭

@troycattribunny you are giving me wayy too many ideas with only your reblog 🤔

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AWEEEE A HUG FROM ONE OF MY DEAREST MUTUALS!!!

CAT CAT KITTY CAT CATTT

(ALSO THEY HAVE MY DRAWING AS THEIR PFP OMGG. AAAA IM SO HAPPYYYY🩵🩵🩵)

@mothinabottle thank you for the amazing art here's a hug

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Dearest @alienkitty259 , I am sure they love you, too 🩵

It's so sweet to read tags like this! I always spend time reading the tags ppl put on my posts and it makes me smile everytime

Pdta: I was supposed to post this yesterday but I kinda passed out after classes ;;

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Hiiiiii 💙

yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals

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HAKU SUPPORTS MY CAUSE!!! LET'S GO JORDAN NATION 🥳

Also thank you <3333, I am glad you like my Jordan rambles, Haku 🥲

The Bishop implies that Sydney hasn’t passed the trial of anguish because Jordan is protecting Sydney. “[Sydney has] been in the flock for years, but has been stifled by the overprotective Jordan. I understand you're to thank for [Sydney] finally passing the trial of anguish."

Yeah, Jordan is implied to be very overprotective

Like momma bear type. I think that's adorable, that Jordan is both overprotective with Sydney and PC (Although they are even more overprotective with Sydney, cuz I don't see them sending their ass to that goddamn island 🙂)

I want to see more of how Jordan has been coddling Sydney, because I am curious of what they had done to get this poor soul to fail every single Trial of Anguish. Perhaps it's because Sydney hasn't been able to actually challenge themselves before due to Jordan's overprotectiveness? Idk, I just want more Jordan lore

(Also thx for the Jordan ask, anon. Rambling about them once again helped me relax 🩵)

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The Bishop implies that Sydney hasn’t passed the trial of anguish because Jordan is protecting Sydney. “[Sydney has] been in the flock for years, but has been stifled by the overprotective Jordan. I understand you're to thank for [Sydney] finally passing the trial of anguish."

Yeah, Jordan is implied to be very overprotective

Like momma bear type. I think that's adorable, that Jordan is both overprotective with Sydney and PC (Although they are even more overprotective with Sydney, cuz I don't see them sending their ass to that goddamn island 🙂)

I want to see more of how Jordan has been coddling Sydney, because I am curious of what they had done to get this poor soul to fail every single Trial of Anguish. Perhaps it's because Sydney hasn't been able to actually challenge themselves before due to Jordan's overprotectiveness? Idk, I just want more Jordan lore

(Also thx for the Jordan ask, anon. Rambling about them once again helped me relax 🩵)

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AWAWAWAAAA JORDAN DRAGON AAAAA

*Rises from the dead*

*dies*

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I just think it's adorable and sad how Jordan does their best to protect the PC from harm while PC does the same in other ways (Fighting the corruption by doing the dirty work while Jordan's flock remains unaware, etc)

Yet, Jordan still fails to protect PC despite their efforts...

I wonder if PC will fail at some point and they will realise just how fucked up things are around town...

Idk, I'm having a huge Jordan brainrot rn cuz I have no one to ramble to about them

Also this quick doodle of May and Jordan cuz I just needed to draw them before going back to my personal jail :( Edit: Forgot to include some moments regarding that!!

There, such a sweetheart they are <3

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I am both a Sua and Luka enjoyer...so which icon should I use if I can't decide?

Damn, this is hard...

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This is why I fucking love this fandom LOL

this is so fucking on brand LMAO (x)

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Haku, my beloved, you are amazing 🤌❤

i finally finished this

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Maybe I will laugh about this utter failure later while clutching the remnants of my dignity hahahah....

Our investigation group is about to get our ass beaten by the doctor that leads our work in just a minute...

Wish me luck...

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Our investigation group is about to get our ass beaten by the doctor that leads our work in just a minute...

Wish me luck...

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