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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food

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why wouldnt you increase municipal taxes on rich people. itll make it more prestigious if its more expensive. rich people love wasting money in exchange for intangible prestige

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.

(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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That's just the anti-semetic idea of the blood libel.

everybody wants to be sun moon astrology tarot cards pretty mushrooms flower drying herbs and spices garlic garland cottage in the woods popular on social media witch. nobody wants to drink the blood of children anymore

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This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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the dumpy sub 6 foot guy looking at his phone in front of the condoms locker waiting for you to smile and unlock it, you notice his narrow maxilar palate and shallow midface, start laughing and turn away. suddenly the earth wrenches open beneath you casting you into a vast sulfuric waste and before the fumes choke the life out of you you try to make eye contact with the man who used Dark Elemental Shamanism to kill you but he looks away because hes shy

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MtFtF. i did it again

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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Watching a second episode of the Simpsons: I would not have allowed Bart back on the show after the trouble he caused.

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the cucks have unionized

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