mothmanhamlet

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men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

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“I’m getting lectured on child safety from a man who’s gone through four robins?!?” might be the funniest line in dc comics history actually

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This was the energy they were bringing to that encore, genuinely hilarious. they just walked back on in normal clothes and basically did not acknowledge All Of That

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amazing seattle washington sunset. im hanging with my friend mikey way while he gets kidnapped with a bag over his head and his brother gets fuckinh murked by a clown. totally back in love

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why are mcr fans posting like theyre in an active hostage situation

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hi beautiful (x)

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mcr band of all time

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this is frying me so bad

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64827;2&&;$394$39;??!;!

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Me remembering Undertale

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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i love house of leaves

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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Muppet Joker on their way to Dashcon 2

Song- FleshMaze Tango

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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

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the existence of zoomer sam also implies the existence of xennial john