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[mothmanriley]

i miss quiet moments bc its like . OH HEY THE GANG'S BACK

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fucking . wyn's been around . which , YIKES? not bad in and of itself, he's certainly a character, but if it IS him then . a lot of things make a lot more sense .

he's always sort of struggled . he's had a hard time coming to terms with the manner he was created; not only that, but everything is still so ... new.

anyways ! head count . atrya gang , where you at ?

merry is/and or made iphy, who is... good at what she does. she's also kind of host and i can tell because her fucking "i"s sound weird unless she does the accent, and she's fronting ALL THE TIME .

joey's joey but also miriam and it's confusing. jonathan jostar continues his reign of evil. anskir's nonbinary now? good for them. tels has begun roleplaying as a small owl. tyr's uh ............. someone should check on him probably. i feel like he's at the gate face down with multiple bruised ribs and a concussion or two

other than that, moth's been fuckin. mothin it up. riley's been around but she's sad most days lately. we've been bouncing front around for a while now; whoever's been fronting the past two days seems ... almost at peace, which is a nice change of pace.

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i'm so sorry, i walked marginally more than a mile in your shoes. my understanding of you has subsumed my own consciousness, i am you to a greater extent than you ever were, and you are merely a simulacrum to the true you, which is me.

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I'm a really big fan of Joey's subsystem para-whatever the fuck . it's a series of increasingly difficult elden ring bosses that take damage from such things as : folding laundry

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AMY MY LOVE MY BEST FRIEND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL RESPLENDENT WOMAN IN THE WORLD <- our level twenty gatekeeper was defeated so tels brought the big guns . I (moth) (and also joey) genuinely think she's the coolest person in the world . I haven't seen her since I was a fucking baby.

anyways she's here she fucking swooped in like a dark souls boss and she talked dude she *never* talks

also I'm here too which means things aren't particularly great I'm not supposed to front around others : ) sorry tels

uhh trying more or less to get a hold on myself. amiel if you could come back after I post this I'm sorry I got excited . (joey says I do not feel the need to apologize as I Am The Author)

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planned obsolescence is out of damn control. there was once a time that a bedframe, any simple bedframe, could withstand the weight of two 300-pound men going at it obscene style, as nature intended. it was furniture made by REAL carpenters. now the darn things can barely withstand a sensual threesome between 3 scrawny lesbian twinks. with the march of capitalism driving the profit incentive over efficiency, now we all have shitty overpriced bedframes and everyone has to suffer the effects of homophobia.

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It's like i always say *retches*

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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

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also made a new blog for the guys bc I didn't want them posting here sooo @statues-cried-blood

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surprised more people aren't going insane over the website tbh

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ok but if we're gonna have a flashback about it can we skip this part and just get done w/ the bad shit so I can have a normal day

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alright lads we can't be a hubristic scholar atm looking at you tels & the Jo's. where's the beach girl . beach girl where are you

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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

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OHHHHH STATIC MAN.

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ah but is the summer not young?

it's homophobic that I haven't met a pretty underwater Being Of Some Sort that whisked me away to their underwater kingdom at the bottom of the Atlantic yet

[mothmanriley]

it's homophobic that I haven't met a pretty underwater Being Of Some Sort that whisked me away to their underwater kingdom at the bottom of the Atlantic yet