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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going
“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”
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There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”
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I cannot begin to explain to you the disappointment I felt on finding out that “match my freak” was a sexual thing and not a level of how insane you are with your friends
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guess who just spent their one precious human life in pointless toil
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❗️GAME TIP❗️you can take your autistic girlfriend to the aquarium to stare at fish🐟🐠
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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week
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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change
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one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation
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If nobody got me I know drawing a little deer in ominous situations got me
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