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a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..
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opposite of a wife guy im a my friends guy. oh you like that flower thats crazy my friend literally gardens. oh you ate a bagel today thats crazy when i hung out with my friend we got bagels. oh you took a walk by some water that's crazy because a year ago me and my friend took this specific walk by the water and it was meaningful. phone screen of my friends. always talking about my friends. starting to think nobody else has my friends in the same way that i have my friends and im really sorry about that you know what i mean
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video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage
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marvel: we just don’t want to be political
james gunn: every character is bisexual, has slept together, AND a recurring theme is going to be murdering nazis
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hey everyone shh for a sec. we got radioactive Shrimp
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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I love sharing my food and snacks and with my friends omg. It's so fun like being like Brooo cmere try this treat with me, try this drink with me. We're sharing this experience! Especially when it's something new then you get to trade commentary!! It's such a silly and small thing but I love it so much!
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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