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fun fact these two are inseparable AND insufferable

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Someone confirmed it’s not real 😔😔😔

PLSPLSPLS BE REAL

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Sorry, but the post you reblogged where it's RoTTMNT season 3 is gonna come out? It's fake. I tried looking for it and the thing ain't real.

Life lesson kids: don’t get too excited from random tumblr posts, even if they are about a hyperfixation 😔😔

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K

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Day 10: Favorite Turtle Curseword

They all have to sensor themselves excluding Mutant Mayhem Raph

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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

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Mikey: Hey guys, does anyone want a tarot card reading? Raph: Those are Pokémon cards. Mikey: ... Mikey: You got a Bidoof. It means "fuck you".

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There is a sort of trope that I've noticed in DC media where Batman is infinitely stranger from anyone else's perspective than his own. In his own comics and movies and such his motives are explained to you, you have his inner monologue, but the moment you put him in someone else's story, you're met with a general vibe of 'what the fuck is wrong with that man? is that a man? might be a demon.'

And this 100% extends to the batkids.

Dick? The man has no bones. From an outside perspective, he leaps before he looks, grinning and laughing as be backflips off buildings with seemingly no plan, only to catch himself with a grapple at the last minute. He's charming and warm until he can't be, and then he's terrifying, with a glare and temper that rivals the Bat's.

Jason? He has deadly aim and a steady hand. He's hulking and strong, but he's also silent. He still moves like a bat, like he was taught to in his Robin days, despite the fact that he's taller and broader than Bruce now. The Red Hood could appear out of the shadows behind you, no matter how safe you are, and you wouldn't be able to do anything to stop it.

Tim? He's smart. They're all smart, but he's smart smart. And his ethics and intelligence don't always mesh. He could tear down any security system with frightening efficiency, then rebuild it better. Logically, he's always five steps ahead.

Damian? He's the most obviously terrifying. He's small, and angry, and he has a sword that he knows how to use with frightening efficiency. He's as viscous as his father can be, but with a temper that more unchecked. He learned how to kill before he learned how to protect.

Duke, Cass, and Steph also fall under this, but I don't know enough about them to make accurate judgements.

Anyway, what I'm saying is the rogues and the Justice League alike fear the Bats, and for good reason.

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Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'

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good riddance live

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Listened to 'Monster' and loved it but more importantly it makes option two of my 'Muppets Epic the musical even funnier. Because if you change 'Monster' to 'Muppet' it makes Odysseus sound like he belives has to become a Muppet to survive. So instead of getting angstier he has to get sillier

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‼️UPDATE‼️

He’s eepy and neebies to sleeby

Do you guys ever just. Have no reason for not liking someone but they just rub you the wrong way but there's not a reason for it so you're just being a bitch for no reason if you act on it

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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆