mothssoup

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hey girl, there was a mixup at the pharmacy. turns out you've been taking spinosaurlactone instead of spironolactone. yeah, that's why you've been craving fish so much. you're gonna start growing a sail too. and probably a paddle tail but scientists still can't agree on that one. honestly this could be a huge scientific breakthrough, maybe we should see where this goes?

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i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

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disciple mission to promote unity between peaks goes awry, yue qi tears a monster apart with his hands for injuring his shidi.

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I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

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everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people

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If I had a US American girlfriend I'd take such good care of her and keep her in a little shoebox and give her bits of hamburger and keep her away from dangerous things like feral cats and world maps. Unfortunately they're feral here so u can't keep them as pets :/

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no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

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disco elysium is kafkas metamorphosis for the modern age. no one is scared of becoming a bug anymore. the true nightmare? waking up one day and finding out your a cop

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Your English teacher and gym teacher are getting married is such a hauntingly bleak glimpse into the lives of heterosexual women

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[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

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the angriest I ever been: yup

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To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

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the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD

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in the presence of absence (20×16 inch acrylic painting with googly eyes, beads, buttons, and embroidery thread)

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does anyone actually think talking about the weather is bad small talk. i love talking about the weather. i would talk about the weather with my closest friend and im going to talk about it with YOU 🫵

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it's actually kind of crazy that everyone is sorted into 2 arbitrary categories at birth that supposedly predicts every single one of ur interests, skills, and personality traits throughout the next 80-90 years. and if, at any point in your life, you decide you don't really like this chosen-for-you persona, and you feel bad about being forced to act like it anyway, this is actually a diagnosable mental disorder in the DSM and half the country kinda wants you to die for "having" it. like personally I don't think there's anything mysteriously wrong with a trans kid's brain just because some doctor wasn't able to fortune tell that kid's life by reading the shape of their junk like tea leaves. you know?