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how do people get famous on this app.. or at least some anons
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never hire a priest from temu guys i asked him to officiate my grandmas funeral and he just started doing this shit
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liking FOB and MCR at the same time is crazy cause FOB will see a festival and say "is anyone gonna play that" and not wait for an answer meanwhile people are so starved for MCR that they go crazy over 3 pixels of the top of Gerards head
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Okay so like. The implication is now that The Black Parade faked their own deaths, and have presumably been in hiding and have now been caught. While previously I was assuming they had been literally resurrected, this now seems more like they wanted to escape and have since been discovered and brought back against their will. At least that's what I've gathered.
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Things the MCR vid from 5 minutes ago established:
DRAAG is a place
People who live in Draag are dragoshkas
The timeline is nearly the same as irl except the band’s name and obviously the fire (despite what the first post announcing the tour said which means this storyline could possibly take place in the future like DD)
The Black Parade died in a fire the night of The Black Parade is Dead!
The dictatorship may be in Mexico (or more likely global) as the news broadcast was spoken in English but translated into Spanish
There’s most likely gonna be new tour dates for Mexico City where shit’s gonna go down
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so. The Black Parade "died" in a fire October 7th, 2007. and, as we know, they get their work privilege ceremoniously reinstated as His Grand Immortal Dictator's National Band six thousand two hundred and forty six days later. May 19, 2025. TODAY.
TODAY.
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logging on to tumblr and your favorite blogger is not there is probably what it feels like to go to work and your favorite coworker isn’t there or go to school and your favorite classmate is not there. i wouldn’t know tho… on account of me being shy…..
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not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?
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the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.
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could be me and somebody’s daughter going to see pierce the veil in october but alas i must go alone because people aren’t dependable
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femme4femme is better than femme4butch or butch4femme … stay with me now!!!!!
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so i took this meme

and this audio of frank saying “aight babe i’m in the pad aisle what pussy size do u wear” from an interview he did where he said it was his favorite meme of him ever

and then mashed it together with this iPhone ringtone trap beat i found and now we have this monstrosity please enjoy it took me 20 minutes to make
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" - You guys are still up? It's 4 in the morni- Are you watching those weird shopping channels? - Yes. And I'm seriously considering buying this egg slicer"
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