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ITS MAY TWENTYSEVENTH AT EIGHT!!!!!
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*invents character who’s cold, never shows affection, is a killer with no remorse*
Author: this is my baby, my child, nobody but me can hurt them, they’re so innocent and precious and silly and cute and and and and
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Man can't believe trina and mendel die at 8 today...
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today, at this specific time, two people are supposed to get married and die or something. but whizzer wouldn't know anything about that.
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iron angel
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NATASHA HODGSON as EWEN MONTAGU in Operation Mincemeat
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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
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"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3
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i know mincemeat is going to do "born to lead" for the tonys and i respect it but i recently came to the conclusion that "the pitch" would be perfect?? all 5 in their primary roles, the song itself more or less explains the show's whole deal, makes you want to see the show to find out what happens after these idiots get their plan approved.
The only issue is that jak doesn't really get A Moment, so I'd also be fine with a "dear bill/just for tonight/sail on, boys" medley. Just something to think about!!
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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.
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i think theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me *remembers im a tumblr user* i know theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me
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so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you
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