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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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ISSUE 1266: tlupatac

09 july 2025

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Ok names (in order)

The girls are Carmilla, Mavis, Elvira (yes i know shes not actually a vampire yes i know i forgot about Marceline), and Nadja

The boys are Edward, Nandor, Lazlo, Nosferatu, and Dracula

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Crittertongues Past: Unflappable

🦇🦇🦇🐐🦇🦇

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MY NEW WAY TO HAVW FUN🔥🔥

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Part 4: Friendship is Unbreakable 💎💥 (1/2)

- Mori-oat, Japone

- this part takes place a little bit before Twilight became ruler, when other creatures were starting to integrate more in Equestria (i know it doesn’t rlly make sense timeline-wise but just pretend it does. chalk it up to horse years or something lmao)

- instead of giving stands, the arrow is wayyy more unpredictable and tends to amplify any magic that all races/creatures have. eg making someone physically stronger, giving cutie marks that can change, amplifying special talents etc

- because of this Stardust and Chariot have even more incentive to collect and study the arrows, bc who knows what it could do in the wrong hooves

- for example it gave Akira the ability to conduct electricity through his body (and also play guitar better) and it made Clandestine’s magic way stronger

- credit where credit is due, i believe i got the inspiration for Bucks name from @/catboymoments

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wet beasts

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Be sure to cool down your foxcat gf with a paleta 🍧

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observing popcorn

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Talita is always a naked little creature in her baby pictures, I'm guessing she either didn't need or wouldn't tolerate clothes till she got older. Is that accurate?

If you wanna try putting a tiny pair of pants on this thing, be my guest

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im malware now i ate all moms' files

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on top of two servers

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I did the meme :)