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Unmute !

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heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

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ichthyologists in 1938:

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

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So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

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Moo Deng 🦛💖

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who would be the funniest celebrity to actually crucify like on a cross

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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

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category 5 North Carolina moment

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ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

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🦅🦅🦅🦅OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE🦅🦅🦅🦅

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English added by me :)