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so i'm going to watch spy x family: code white in the cinema tomorrow and i absolutely love that so far it looks like it's just gonna be me & 4 other loser nerds watching the film on their own 'cause they have no friends. makes you feel less like a loser.

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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

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i love when trains are late in a way that makes me not late for the train, but still on time for the thing i can't be late for

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i keep a little poison pill in my ring just in case im captured by the enemy but i cant dry swallow so i also wear a vial of a single sip of water

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If i ever contradict myself on here just think of it like Old Testament vs New Testament

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nobody wants to see sex in tv shows they want to see two people who obviously want to have sex be so goddamn weird about the fact that sex isn’t happening.

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twelve years old bitches wanna be creative with their usernames on tiktok but no one will beat Julian Tuwim at creating banger nicknames

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my reaction to everything martin österdahl &co have done to damage eurovision this year

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📢REAL ROMANCE IS BACK ON MAY 12 🦇 — Watch season 2 of Interview with the Vampire on AMC & AMC+ or watch with VPN

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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Jediná dvě skutečná pohlaví

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iced lattes, tonic espressos & orange espressos my beloveds <3

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girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months