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a while back I wanted to see if I could make strong bad on ximboland. the answer is not really but i think he'd be flattered nonetheless

[image description: a drawing of strong bad from homestar runner as a bulky woman with tan skin and messy blue hair poking out from under her mask. she is also wearing knee and elbow pads, black leather shorts, and a flame-print bikini top. she also has quite a bit of body hair and a trogdor tattoo. next to her is a doodle of regular strong bad being surprised to look at her, a note that says "strong babe? girl bad? I dunno man.", and a screenshot of a ximboland avatar that vaguely looks like the drawing. end id]

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US headlines are garbage. #CorporateMedia

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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

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Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it

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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

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Hello! If you're in the Bay Area I'm offering these $50/hour shaded tattoos, The studio is called "old crow tattoo" out of Berkeley,CA, If you're interested, feel free to message me for more info.

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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Habitable zone

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this pride month will be the tenth anniversary of same-sex marriage being legal in all 50 states ;-;

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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

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Pressure cookers are a common household example of a domesticated bomb

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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Anti-cop poster spotted in Seattle