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God this is so much worse 7 years later I almost cried

Overconfidence? Hillary Clinton Has Already Started Hurling Trash Bags Full Of Her Clothes Over The White House Fence

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It’s both. The answer is both and this is why I fuckin suck

U ever meet a super cool girl and ur like… do I want her to be my best friend or my wife

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LUIGIANA

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incorrect star wars quotes

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live laugh lasagna

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Me: Ah, 11:30 PM, time to sleep

My Shit Brain™: Hey, do you want to hear yelling and random air horn noises in your head?

Me: No thanks, I’m good

My Shit Brain™: Here We Go!

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i feel like i’m on autopilot i genuinely don’t feel alive

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I ghostwrote this

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Spoiler alert: it was dumb, it shattered me, and I once again fucking destroyed the best connection I had in my life buttttt I didn’t panic and run away like I usually do so that’s something I guess

OH MY GOD. I’m about to do the same very dumb shit I did in high school and it might end in a fuckin disaster but it also might be great

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It’s October 2023 and Nowadays, if I laugh too much (which, fortunately almost never happens bc we live in a fiery hellscape), I get involuntarily launched into an asthma-esque respiratory attack where I wheeze and cough uncontrollably thanks to COVID and the pulmonary embolism it gave me 🙃 so this post resonates hard

There was a popular post that went around two years ago that said something along the lines of "we have to be willing to look paranoid--it's better to be overly-cautious than to be careless and prolong the pandemic!"

It's pretty much the only thing holding my sanity together now that it's year three of the pandemic, everyone's decided it's over even though it's still killing people, local data suggests my area is under-reporting new cases, and people keep telling me VERBATIM that I'm being "overly cautious" and "kinda paranoid."

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Ducky on a duck

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Also known as “THAT SONG” from Monsters University. Which isn’t on the soundtrack.

Enjoy, monsters of all ages.

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MCU: Chronological Watch Order

This is so important.

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there was this version of take me to church that i heard a while a go and it was like 

angrier??? and more intense is the only way i can describe it i may have imagined it 

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