kalta | she/her | 22 | dragon age & mass effect per usual, sometimes bg3 and full-time cr2 shitpost now
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L + your smithing sucks + you cant hold your ale + nobody seeks the warmth of your hearth
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“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness
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Ke$ha is making trashy music again, Lady Gaga is making good music again, My Chemical Romance is touring the Black Parade again... this recession is about to go crazyyyyyyy
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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy
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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here
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guys something good normal and fun has to happen
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Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭
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i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal
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What we lost in the fire
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your email has found me on the fucking brink
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every horror game needs to give you a gun so if you get too scared you can shoot yourself
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I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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