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They need their personal space, man. Read the room 🙄
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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.
There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.
If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:
"I like your shoelaces."
The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:
"Thanks! I stole them from the president."
I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.
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the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com
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instead of inserting yourself into the universe, insert the character into our universe because honestly that would be much more fun
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art trade!
thank you! @leeyu-the-pikachu for the adorable character, i love the colour scheme of ur oc, they were so fun to draw
reference image:
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okiii
guess who almost ate fishhhhhh
you??? kudos to you fr i like...hate fish
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I-
I picked the fish cakes out 0.0
That... Makes it better ig...
guess who almost ate fishhhhhh
you??? kudos to you fr i like...hate fish
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I am... Very much allergic :p
guess who almost ate fishhhhhh
you??? kudos to you fr i like...hate fish
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Heh
@wet-rat-council
I have a peak idea for a blog imma make...
OOOH WHAT IS IT??"??????????
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Loid, heating a pot of water on a hot stove: Why won't this boil already?!
Yuri, who's been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when he turns his back: I have no idea
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Does Eggman know about the kid yet?
Well NOW he does..
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Drew @muanika s (on insta) sonic and shadow designs..
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Alfred with an upset tummy because I want him to suffer, but not gore
Pull yourself together, soldier!!!!!
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