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its so over

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"girl dad" has got to be one of the disappointing terms. What do you mean it's just some guy with daughters? I assumed we were talking about like. Butch milfs or something.

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school pt 2

pt 1

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hort breakening when you cant remember the names of your friends art blogs

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i feel motivated

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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

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Bloodstained Sunshine

#f95b02 | #ffa202 | #fc4f02 | #dc3501 | #8b1001

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reblog for sample size !!

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Cute couple profiles

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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

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When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever