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I’m only active on my side blog @cactibytes now. Pls follow me there!
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*taps a microphone* hey, uh, anyone see that new tumblr update where long posts are partially hidden? but when you click “expand” the posts aren’t even that long? yeah, heh, it looks like tumblr’s got the same definition of “long” that my ex-boyfriend did. *two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling and i am instantly killed*
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Wildlife of California 🦦🌊🌟
available for this month on patreon!
#otter#sea otter#sea lion#california#bird#birds#scrub jay#banana slug#poppy#pine one#nature illustration#artists of tumblr#artists on tumblr#nature artist#animal artists
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Reblog to put a handful of grass that you just tore out of the dirt onto the person you reblogged from’s head
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like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less
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when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring
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"hi welcome to mcdonalds, what can i get for you?"
"yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"
"absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?"
"uhhhh hold on"
*fishes in my pocket*
"columbo what should i do???"
"gee whiz, i dunno...i always get the fries when i order fast food, but that's just cause mrs. columbo likes 'em and i know it'll make her happy....don't they got any chili at this joint? no? boy, i guess you'd better get the fries then, just ta be safe... me, i could get by a whole day on just one of those things, what with bein' three inches tall... but you, you'll need the energy in the coming days"
*stuffs him back in my pocket*
"uhhhh yes please the meal would be great"
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comet's recent exploits. he's family ^^
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dark souls esque game where you fend off normal people
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