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Truly funny if you've accidentally done this before.
SLPT: Having trouble cutting a bagel? Hold the bagel by placing your finger in the whole in the middle for a steady and clean cut!
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"YOU WILL HAVE OUR SAUSAGES"
In the Czech Republic we too love pork, have you had our sausages?“
The Sopranos
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In the Czech Republic we too love pork, have you had our sausages?"
The Sopranos
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SLPT: Paint trail markers on random trees in the woods so hikers can see more of the great outdoors.
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Yes!
SLPT: Have a kitchen sink garbage disposal? Add an offshoot pipe with retractable filter and now your disposal doubles as a coffee grinder. Just pour hot water down the drain, and you're ready to start the day!
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“I make time, set it aside for those unwanted thoughts and un-felt emotions that are caged in the back of my mind banging on the door rattling the lock and trying to squeeze through the bars”
— escape act
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SLPT: If you find yourself with a rather chewy steak, just swallow it whole.
Not only do you cut out the jaw ache and save wearing down your teeth, you can use the extra time you save to learn how to cook a fucking steak properly.
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Time flies when you have a gun.
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If your trying to smuggle drugs across countries just fill a gun up with drugs and put it in your hand luggage and then they will think its a gun and not drugs
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Sleep is the only thing worth waking up for.
If “the early bird gets the worm” is correct…what happened to the worm? He got up earlier than the bird and got eaten alive for it.
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LPT: Use the placebo effect to your advantage. If you believe alcohol cures liver cancer you'll never have to worry about it giving you liver cancer. The more you drink, the more it cures.
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