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lego star wars is always gold tbh

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Two years?! I’m in!

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

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blessed_attack

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Straight women: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO THIS MAN! EVEN LESBIANS WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM

The man:

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Lovely.

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I cant rn….

NEW YORK

BABY….

BOOOOOOOOOI.

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some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

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Pure genius

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My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

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American Girl stories were the best tbh

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Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)