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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

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cool thanks 👍 looking forward to it

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she smack my barm till i pey her with wet

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The people have spoken and I gave her a macro dog girlfriend anyway

I imagine Blue as being selectively mute, usually signing or texting

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this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

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Transcript: "Sloppy!"

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

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Out of Touch

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POUND THE FUCKING BODY

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this guy in the deadlock discord server keeps posting gameplay clips in 5120x1440 resolution and nobody can comment on his gameplay because of how distractingly bad his aspect ratio is

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marie squidsisters has no chill