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i assume mikey isn't going to be getting knocked up in the baseball team locker room anymore :/
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being a boring uncool insane mutual is a hard job but someone's got to do it
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somebody laced my cigarette with unmeasurable pain and sorrow
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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat
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