mr-ethanparker

[mr-ethanparker]

So, over on my Facebook page, I’ve decided to do the 25 days of Zachmas outfits. It’s been super fun and from what people tell me is that they actually look forward to each new picture each day. This Scrooge one is so far the most favorited one of the bunch. I think it’s pretty stellar. I think it deserves to be shared and posted wherever it can to spread some joy this holiday season! https://www.instagram.com/p/B6FS8wlFOyE/?igshid=h8o43n80fwyt

[mr-ethanparker]

have you ever been abroad?

“Yes.”

[mr-ethanparker]

have you ever witnessed a crime?

“Yes.”

[mr-ethanparker]

do you fear marriage?

“No....”

[mr-ethanparker]

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

[mr-ethanparker]

Please come and love this fabulous human being. He’s shy. but funny. He’s intense, but loyal. Like for a starter.

[mr-ethanparker]

reblog this if you actually like following me.

[mr-ethanparker]

“Oh, trust me. I couldn’t start an IV to save my life. I have done one since residency. So, you definitely have me there.” He stated as he pulled the dart off the board. Returning to the spot next to Natalie, he set up to take his next shot. “Hmm.” He thought about for moment. “What do you say we make this a little interesting? A friendly wager.” He turned to face her with a mischievously grin sprawled across his face. “If I don’t get a bullseye on the next shot, I’ll wear pink scrubs to the hospital for a week. But if I do, then you have to give a complete stranger a kiss. How you choose to do that is up to you.”

mr-ethanparker :

“You? Off-putting? Pffft. Never.” He was actually being slightly sarcastic, but he found her quite endearing, to be honest. She took care of kids for crying out loud. And he couldn’t get the way her eyes sparkled out of his mind since the hockey game. He couldn’t help but stare as she floated around like a bubble. Smooth and effortless. Her dress swayed with even the slightest movement. He reached for his beer and took a swig as Natalie took her shot. “Better.” Ethan commented on the fact that she was getting closer to a direct bullseye. “You might end up kicking my ass after all.”

She was sure her face wore a look of unbelieving even as she motioned for him to take his turn for a shot. If she didn’t know any better, she’d think he was flirting with her. The only problem with that was it was just the way they played. Every time they met up or saw each other in the hospital, that’s how it was. “Maybe. My nurse skills are kinda kicking in though. I mean, how many IVs do you place in any given week?” Being a nurse, Natalie spent half her day drawing blood or placing IVs so her coordination may have been better than a person off the street. “Plus you still have a chance, doc.”

[mr-ethanparker]

Send me  “🍗”  to invite my muse to join yours for a large, home-cooked meal!  

[mr-ethanparker]

Send “...Can I?” for my muses reaction to yours asking to kiss them.

[mr-ethanparker]

@eloquentmuses

This is how it’s gonna happen, right?

no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Scene™✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

[mr-ethanparker]

@eloquentmuses

[mr-ethanparker]

Ethan held up his arm for just a few moments. A million different thoughts surged through his brain which was spinning at warped speed. Did he really need to hit him? What would it prove? It would be assault and he could be charged and lose his license. But he could claim it as self defense. His chest was heaving and his breaths were labored. Was this really worth it. He brought his arm down and gripped the dudes shirt and pulled him in close one last time. “If you ever come near her again, I will have no problem gutting you like a fish.” And with that, Ethan shoved him back against the wall. Walking off, he took Selina by the hand and escorted her out of the bar. “Come on. I’m taking you home.”

mr-ethanparker:

Whenever Selina’s lips pressed against his own, something inside of him ignited and he felt whole again. He didn’t care if they were in public and that the whole world looked upon the two of them. Everything around him fizzled away when she was close to him. Except the asshole that would just not leave her alone. Ethan had enough. Pulling away from Selina’s side, in one quick swooped he shoved the guy at his chest. “Son of a bitch. I told you to leave her alone.” Normally, Ethan was the lovable teddy bear. That was until he was provoked. That’s when the anger boiling over the surface and he let the rage slip. Fire burned in his eyes as the dude’s back hit the wall. That didn’t stop Ethan, who grabbed his shirt and pulled him close. Bringing his arm up high to take the first swing,

All Selina wanted to do was bask in this moment, but it was obvious that this guy was looking for a fight, and she and Ethan were more than happy to give him one. That bothered her a little because she felt like maybe she was being a bad influence on him, but mostly she was just happy he got this worked up in protective mode. It was obvious, too, that he had caught the guy off guard, because she wasn’t sure he’d get a shot in. He probably thought that Ethan wasn’t actually going to hit him, but Selina hoped he did, and then they could go to her place and it could just be the two of them.

[mr-ethanparker]

Whenever Selina’s lips pressed against his own, something inside of him ignited and he felt whole again. He didn’t care if they were in public and that the whole world looked upon the two of them. Everything around him fizzled away when she was close to him. Except the asshole that would just not leave her alone. Ethan had enough. Pulling away from Selina’s side, in one quick swooped he shoved the guy at his chest. “Son of a bitch. I told you to leave her alone.” Normally, Ethan was the lovable teddy bear. That was until he was provoked. That’s when the anger boiling over the surface and he let the rage slip. Fire burned in his eyes as the dude’s back hit the wall. That didn’t stop Ethan, who grabbed his shirt and pulled him close. Bringing his arm up high to take the first swing,

mr-ethanparker:

He intertwined his fingers with hers as they clasped their hand together. “You know that I find your independence incredibly alluring and irresistible. But I always have your back —”

Running her thumb along his hand, Selina leaned in to steal a kiss, wanting him to know that she knew that. Just because she wasn’t used to it, didn’t mean that she couldn’t let that wall down for him. If they couldn’t protect each other, then what was this? She knew now beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he’d be there for her and she loved that. What she didn’t expect was for this asshole to not get the message and interrupt them.

[mr-ethanparker]

He intertwined his fingers with hers as they clasped their hand together. “You know that I find your independence incredibly alluring and irresistible. But I always have your back ---”

mr-ethanparker:

“Why do I get the feeling that I’m offending you right now?” Ethan was a bit confused. He thought that she would be happy with him. That he was asserting himself and protecting what he felt was valuable to him. He turned his attention to the guy that was still hovering over them. “Just go away. She doesn’t want whatever you are offering. Can you just leave us alone?”

“You’re not offending me, I promise,” Selina said, making a movement toward the man when Ethan told him to go away. He wasn’t wanted here and he seemed to get the message, Selina reaching for Ethan’s hand. “I’m not used to having my honor defended. I didn’t say I didn’t like it, I’m just…I’ve taken care of myself for so long I forgot that someone else is watching my back.”

[mr-ethanparker]

first date sentences .

between friends .

“ oh my god. i can’t breathe. this is it. i’m dying. ”

“ but, would it be weird if i suddenly got a case of the flu? ”

“ do i look fat in this? of course i do. don’t even answer. “

“ what if he/she/they won’t like me? ”

“ god everything looks weird on me now. ”

“ not sure if i want to throw up, faint or both. ”

“ we’re meeting in an hour and i have no idea what to wear. ”

“ you know them ?! why are telling me just now !? ”

“ okay but legit question ; how do you know that they won’t kidnap you? ”

“ do i kiss them goodbye ? or do i hug them ? what is natural !? ”

“ i can’t do this ! i’m going to fuck up. ”

“ promise me you’ll call me if i ask you to. ”

“ but if they don’t look like their profile picture ? ”

“ if i don’t want to meet them maybe i can pretend to be someone else. ”

“ i know, i know. no sex on the first date. ”

“ NO YOU CAN’T COME WITH. ”

“ rest in fucking pieces. this will be the death of my love life. ”

the first meeting .

“ woah — you look… great! ”

“ so you’re my date for the evening? you look better in real life. ”

“ where do you want to eat? ”

“ do we… shake hands or — hug, or… ? ”

“ i rarely do this, haha! ”

“ i was nervous you wouldn’t make it! ”

“ i just have to say that i’m really nervous, sorry! ”

“ sorry that i’m late ! ”

“ oh… your profile didn’t mention — that. ”

“ let me get your coa— you’re not wearing a coat, haha, oops — ”

“ no, please — allow me! ”

“ i just can’t take my eyes off you, sorry ~ you’re just really stunning. ”

dinner for two .

“ what do you do, and how long have you been doing it? ”

” where are you originally from? ”

“ where did you go to school? ”

” what was your major? ”

“ where exactly do you live in [insert your city or town here]? ”

” so you have any nicknames? ”

“ if you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d buy? ”

” do you have any siblings? ”

“ if you could be any person for a day, who would it be? ”

“ there’s this bar downtown… we could check it out? ”

“ what are we doing after this ? ”

[mr-ethanparker]

“Why do I get the feeling that I’m offending you right now?” Ethan was a bit confused. He thought that she would be happy with him. That he was asserting himself and protecting what he felt was valuable to him. He turned his attention to the guy that was still hovering over them. “Just go away. She doesn’t want whatever you are offering. Can you just leave us alone?”

mr-ethanparker:

“I don’t care about my well being. Only yours. And I’m not going to deny that you could kick the shit out of him.” His brows furrowed with concern. “But I’m not going to stand here while some dick head disrespects my woman.”

That made her pause for a moment, not because he was in this mood, but because she was touched that he was this worked up. “I care about your well being,” she told him, but she shook her head a little when the guy started to clench his fists.