Logan's the name, crippling social anxiety with dreams of being a star is the game vegetarian since Sept 2012 blizzard maker by day, music teacher by night Ontario based (for now) I'm the happiest I've never been
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you know what’s more freeing than killing yourself? running away to a small town and getting a job as a waitress. buying a cheap car and sticking a bed in the back and driving southwest. adopting a cat. learning a new instrument. moving apartments. visiting a friend in another city. chopping all your hair off.
you can kill your current life without dying. you can kill this version of you and make a new one.
maybe I’m just a bipolar sucker for rebirth but sometimes that thought is all that keeps me alive
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Hilarious Dog Snapchats That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At
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くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡
Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you
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So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—”
I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.
To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest, ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”
THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.
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the thing about millennials who don’t want kids is I feel like a lot of them are deeply On Board for their friends’ kids
like I’m among the minority of my friends in definitely for sure wanting kids someday
but each of my parenthood-eschewing friends has claimed a different role in my future offspring’s life and they seem very excited to play it
so we as a generation may have fewer children
but I feel like they’ll be the most supported and loved children imaginable
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the word lover is so infinitely soft. So universal. So timeless. Two girls with awkward, hungry hands. A boy and a girl in the dark. Two men in empty light. A marriage of 40 years. Letters over eons. Sappho’s poems. The corner of a mouth. Lovers, lovers, lovers.
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Them: So you’re just gonna love yourself? Like all of you? The flaws too?
Me:
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when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you
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Hey if you can call Ringo Starr Ringo Starr instead of Richard Starkey and Lady Gaga Lady Gaga instead of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta then you don’t really need to ask what a person’s birth name is, methinks. You just like bothering people.
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gay candy asks 🍬
skittles: ideal date?
maltesers: gayest ice cream flavor?
cinnamon hearts: favorite spot in nature?
twizzlers: best lazy day meal?
caramels: fact about your crush / s/o?
lifesavers: favorite gay movie?
swedish berries: gay jam song?
candy bracelets: one word to describe your fashion style
fun dip: favorite thing to do with friends?
suckers: meme you reference too often?
truffles: best compliment you’ve even gotten?
nerds: show you’ve rewatched 100 times?
sour cherries: most recent “wow I’m Gay” moment?
marshmallows: best view to watch with your crush / s/o?
saltwater taffy: ideal roadtrip destination?
mentos: item of clothing that belongs to your crush / s/o that you’d rlly like to be wearing right now?
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