mr-mcduckface
mr-mcduckface
Shower me in shitposts and memes
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Mostly Nnt crap but I've got some fine quality trash for your everyday needs.
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mr-mcduckface · 10 minutes ago
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i understand you guys now. like i get it
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mr-mcduckface · 4 hours ago
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kockdaily 111
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mr-mcduckface · 7 hours ago
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Love that he chose this photo!
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mr-mcduckface · 17 hours ago
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making 1/12 of a quilt each month, here are January-April
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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Former army here. It takes about a week of drill in basic to learn how to march. Once you do, it’s ingrained in you for life. You know how to self-correct if you fall out of step. And if there isn’t a commanding officer leading the march, there’s a designated point person within the ranks to call out a “left-right-left” if they notice disorder in the cadence. So this clusterfuck of a parade leaves me with only one conclusion: this was a silent protest. A Foxtrot Delta Tango, if you will.
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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how do you, as a tumblr user, not know what the 2007-2008 writers guild of america strike is
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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Walking around the city and punching people til they die cus its fridayyy
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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There is still a war in Ukraine, Palestine still isn't free and African countries are still being exploited for western gain.
There are also issues in other countries. I know it can feel exhausting to hear about these things constantly (take care of yourselves), but its even more exhausting to live through it
Lets not move on from it, please.
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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DIMENSIONAL RIFT | INFINITY NIKKI
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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lying to philoctetes to get his special bow doesn't mean i have no morals. in fact i have more morals than the average person, on account of how i have to change them up for various situations. when society needs an honest man then i'll be one. weirdly that's never happened though
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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“i wish i could go out braless but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to shave but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to wear makeup but-“ STAND UPPPP FUCKING STAND UP JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT. NOBODY IS GOING TO SHOOT YOU OR ARREST YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE “UGLY” UOU WILL LIVE AND REALIZE THAT YOUVE BEEN IN A prison largely of your own making THIS WHOLE TIME
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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mr-mcduckface · 19 hours ago
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men love to make fun of women for overreacting in emergencies when they are, in fact, massively under-reacting
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