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“Oh no, he definitely hates me,” Owen laughed, shaking his head playfully. “Yeah, it comes in handy, honesty.”

“Aw, come on. I doubt the little guy hates you!” Thomas cooed, looking back to Owen. “He must just like other people too much, which is a great thing.” 

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“That just seems so simple. I always go overboard when I do things for Ash and Chasity.”

“Dinner on the beach?”

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“Maybe. But he always gets mad when I spend money on him... Even if I know he doesn’t actually mind it as much as he pretends he does. So maybe I will,” Owen hummed, tilting his head slightly. “I’m not good at hiding things from him, I don’t know how I’ll trick him into everything.”

“Okay well, maybe you can get him something he’s always wanted? Or take him on a small trip, I’m sure he rants to you about places or whatever he wants and you pretend to listen from time to time. His little brother is cute though, but so are his older ones. You could trick him into giving you ideas also.”

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“I don’t know- I’m sure his mom would hand him over for a day or two, she loves me,” Owen offered, shrugging his shoulders slightly. “I mean- I kind of do. I screwed myself over on that one. I always do big dramatic things when I want to be romantic.”

“Yeah.. I don’t think kidnapping your husbands little brother is the most romantic thing to do, y’know? but, hey, I can’t control you; only the law can.” Archer laughed with a shake of his head. “On a more serious note, it depends on what your husband likes. If he likes films, take him out to the movies and then dinner. You don’t gotta go all out for it to be romantic.”

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“Oh yeah, definitely- but then again, maybe not, because his mother was only like five feet tall,” he said slowly, trailing off as he tilted his head slightly. He couldn’t help but laugh even more- he cursed around Dexter, actually, had never really paid all that much attention to doing it. Vaguely, he picked up on Eric not wanting to give him more time with Ashton, but he just bit his lip and took a deep breath. “Ah- If you tell me why you have a beef with my husband, I’ll stay.”

“With your genetics I’m sure he will outgrow this fucking house.” Nigma agreed making a little joke and realizing he cussed looking at Dexter and wiggling his finger. “Don’t say that word – it’s a bad word.” he quickly coached regretting it. “Why don’t you come over too? Who needs a date night when you got a best friend like me who can cook like it’s no mans business.” Eric quickly chimed in not really wanting to help Owen and his partner have a romantic date night. 

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“Damn... And here I was hoping that I’d gain another kid or something,” Owen cursed playfully, shaking his head as he grinned. “I don’t know- I want something that’ll wow him.”

“Well… If you want to surprise him, I personally wouldn’t go for kidnapping his brother, since he knows that you love him more than him,” he chuckled. “But… It all depends on the surprise.” 

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“Ah- his mom loves me, I’m sure she’d at least loan me Landon. I think so, at least,” Owen said simply, shrugging his shoulders easily. “I mean, yeah, but I don’t have the slightest idea what to really do... Maybe we’ll take the yacht out, I don’t know.”

“Well, kidnapping is against the law, so… You probably should go for something that isn’t illegal, you know?” Gen laughed lightly. “Do something… That would surprise him! Something that would be fun for the both of you–that sounds fun, right?!”

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Owen was caught slightly off guard by the appearance of a female at his door- apart from the woman who lived down the street and carpooled the kids to preschool, and who would drive Dexter to Kindergarten when September rolled around, they really didn’t get many strangers popping up at their door. “Ah-” He furrowed his eyebrows slightly before nodding, biting his lower lip. “Yeah, I’d be Owen. And you are-?”

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Looking at her iMessages from a few months back, Kalia got her adopted brother’s address into her GPS and headed towards the neighbourhood, she had gotten the code for the gates from Ashton a while back so she figured she could swing by and surprise him now that she was in Manhattan. Once getting to the last gate that protected the house, she couldn’t help but gawk slightly. “Jesus fuck –” She said before pulling into the driveway and getting out of the car and heading up to the house. Kalia raised her fist to knock on the door lightly. She waited a few moments before the door opened. This wasn’t Ashton but it took her a moment to realize and then she got excited. “Oh! You’re Owen, right?” She asked with a wide grin.

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Imagine your OTP

Person B:"Did you eat all the sugar powdered donuts?"

Person A:*mouth full of food*"No..."

Person B:"Then what's that on your pants?"

Person A:"That's cocaine."

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“Okay, so, theoretically... If I wanted to surprise my husband with something, how should I go about it? And what should I do? Because I want to do something special, but... I’m not good with the whole romance thing. Also, I’m going to kidnap his little brother who’s like... One or something and adopt him as my own because I totally love him more than I love my husband and Ashton knows it.”

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“You saw us this morning when we picked you up from the airport, super genius,” Owen teased, rolling his eyes playfully. “But it’s been good. Did you have fun?”

“My, have I missed the city. California was great, VidCon was better, but I’m happy to be home. How has your week been? I feel like I haven’t seen you in ages.”

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Dexter gasped loudly and nodded his head quickly before he planted a kiss on Reece’s cheek. “Ice keem!” he yelled, throwing his arms up in the air. “Daddy can come. We take Baby!” he added, referring to his father’s car- his favorite thing in the entire world.

Reece laughed. “Missed you too. Want to go out for ice cream?” He paused for dramatic effect. “Oh, and your Dad can come too. But only if you want him to.” He whispered the last part to Dexter with a chuckle.

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“Well, he’s got seven more years- I think he’ll definitely be taller than you,” Owen teased, laughing as he shook his head. “Okay, then I guess I can let you take him for the night. Get him out of my hair... Chas can take care of herself. Maybe I’ll use the opportunity to have date night or something.”

Nigma laughed completely agreeing with Owen, “You’re absolutely right by the time this kid is 12 he might be taller than me, isn’t that right Dexter?” Nigma questioned tickling the child some more. “Haha, sure of course I suppose one pup won’t hurt.”

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“No, pretty much from the day he’s met Ashton, he’s liked him more than he’s liked me. And he likes Eric more than he likes me too. I’m beginning to think he hates me,” Owen huffed childishly, shaking his head slightly.

Thomas chuckled, holding the boy in his arms. “It could be just a phase. He’s used to missing you… Maybe he’s sick of you?” He joked. 

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kay so IT’S MY BIRTHDAY and y’all should come throw plots at me since i’m always looking for new ones

in case anyone’s forgotten i play

Owen

Tony

Gunner

Roman

Evan

Alexander

and Holly

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Owen grinned cheekily as he shook his head and kissed the other male teasingly. “I love you, you know that, right?” he questioned, tilting his head slightly. “You’re probably the best thing to ever happen to me... And I always feel like I don’t tell you that enough.” He kissed his husband’s cheek once again and nuzzled himself into the other male. “I guess that’s a good thing then, huh?”

“Ew, you’re so revolting.” He said while scrunching his nose. “But yes I do,” he added in a huff, pushing Owen backwards jokingly. “I think that was the only time I’ve raised my voice so I think marriage is doing okay so far.” He teased lightly before turning the oven on and moving to lean against his husband lazily. “Besides, I think you’re too adorable to stay mad at.” Ashton said, pressing a kiss to Owen’s cheek.