mr-starkasm

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As has always been the case… I don’t require your help.

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Rhodes: What... what is that?

Tony, without taking his eyes off his tablet doing something probably very important, with a sleepy Peter on his lap hugging him like a child wanting his dad attention: He had a bad day

Rhodes:

Rhodes: Fair enough

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I find it so funny that in Homecoming, Tony was all like “my father didn’t give me a lot of support so I’m trying to break the cycle and be supportive of you”

Had all his suit features be called “baby monitor” and “training wheels”

Used his angry dad voice when he said “this is where you zip it, the adult is talking” and “because I said so >:(“ when Peter talked back and was like “teenagers 🙄” to the woman handing out leis.

Then told Peter that if he got hurt in anyway, Tony would feel like he was responsible for that…

Like that guy never even hanged out with that kid one on one yet by that point and was already like “you’re my son now and I’m gonna support you and look out for you.”

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Pepper: Anthony, why did you buy McDonald's?

Tony: The kid likes the nuggets they sell.

Pepper: Who's the kid?

Tony: Peter....Stark

Pepper: STARK? YOU ADOPTED HIM TOO?

Tony:

Pepper:

Tony: He doesn't know yet. Don't be a party pooper, he likes surprises.

[mr-starkasm]

yo, listen up, here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world...

💙 @giftober 2024, day 27: blue 💙

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Tony Stark Avengers (2023) #18

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PSA: If you see a flying suit of armor doing loop-de-loops at 2 a.m., mind your business. That’s called self-care.

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✦ GIFTOBER 2024 (+ @mcuchallenge)| Day 19/31: PURPLE [insp]

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Tony: Steve, there is something I need to tell you about your interaction with Peter.

Steve: I know, I know, if I ever hurt him during our meetings, you will kill me.

Tony: no, Pepper will. And I will help.

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peter has a twitter account where he posts both spidey and regular peter thoughts without revealing his identity.

then he posts smth like "can my body please let me sleep i know i haven't gotten a hug in so long but come on lmao". and eventually, tony shows up at his room to check on him. much to peter's surprise, tony hugs him.

"you know you can just ask me for a hug instead of tweeting it, right?"

"... you follow my twitter?"

"it's my main spidey newsletter, why wouldn't i follow."

[mr-starkasm]

tony notices peter likes doodling things in his notes when he's bored.

often a lot of spideys and iron men, or even tony himself with cool sunglasses.

then, when peter leaves his notebook wide open, tony happens to find a doodle depicting him chatting with someone else. someone who has a little halo above his head...

"would they be friends?" peter wrote.

tony smiles sadly.

he likes to think he'd be good friends with ben parker.

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tony notices peter likes doodling things in his notes when he's bored.

often a lot of spideys and iron men, or even tony himself with cool sunglasses.

then, when peter leaves his notebook wide open, tony happens to find a doodle depicting him chatting with someone else. someone who has a little halo above his head...

"would they be friends?" peter wrote.

tony smiles sadly.

he likes to think he'd be good friends with ben parker.

[mr-starkasm]

Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark & Gwenyth Paltrow as Pepper Potts SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING

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Steve *tries to give a bottle of water to Tony*

Tony: wtf?!?

Steve: you need hydration, Tony, so I was just trying to give you water.

Tony: I will never touch anything any of you will try to give me!!!

Peter: mr.Sark I brought snacks!

Tony, still working: *opened his mouth so Peter could feed him*

Steve: huh?!? did you see it?!? Why can't he accept my bottle of water?

Nat: lol because you're not Peter

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peter on his first avengers mission: what’s the signal when something goes wrong?

tony: we yell “oh shit”

peter:

peter: yeah, that will work

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Bucky: So you’re saying if I don’t help you break the Spider-kid out of a heavily guarded detention facility, I’m a bad person?

Tony: Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.

Bucky: Okay, I’ll help.