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8b2 .New .adult .game 1 925 634 .girls .online

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dont read reddit threads about people being highschool sweethearts and then divorcing + kids years later

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inquisition countdown event by everythingdragonage: day 9: morrigan appreciation day

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me justifying all of the money ive spent on my room this semester

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"His team scored too many goals." Submitted By: Cillian M. Location: County Wicklow, Ireland

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"Leaves." Submitted By: Kate B. Location: Rhode Island, United States

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"I can’t fix his cracker." Submitted By: Fiona C. Location: Kent, England

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Family Costume: Dragons, The Mother of Dragons….. And Khal Drogo on a job interview.

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"I put him in the dog’s Halloween costume." Submitted By: Ashley S. Location: Indiana, United States

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(Playing Mad Libs) Father In Law: “Name a part of the body.” 3yo: “Okaaaaay! PENIS!”

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speaking of 23 hour heart transplants

i remember one time ma had to remove a brain tumour from a kid and it took almost 3 surgeries to do it

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My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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#lit

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Not in my neighborhood

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why do girls wanna go places even tho u been up since 5 am and u dont really finish ur day until like 9 pm

and then up every couple hours for peanut child

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THEN WHY DONT YOU DRAW ME

tfw ur boyf dont wanna draw u and he draws his ho instead