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Hollister
I bought a FORTY DOLLARS shirt at Hollister today! I was talking to the 23 year old girl there who looked like she was sixteen and I was like, "am I just too old to see anything in this store, or did you guys turn the lights down to make me think I look good in your shirts?"
I swear that place is a haunted house. But now I own a plaid shirt, which is good because plaid was in style like four years ago, which finally makes it hipster enough for me to start wearing!
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Don't Make Me Tell You Again!
About how you can sell your phones to www.mrbuyback.com
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME!!?
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Chores suck, and when you’re a kid, it’s a case of “I’m taking out the garbage because Mom makes me.” … As you get older, you’ll notice that your reasoning changes into something closer to “I’m taking out the garbage because I like living in a house that doesn’t smell like garbage.” That end result is important, and that’s what makes the chore worthwhile. “I’m cleaning my house because it’s relaxing to sit in a living room that doesn’t look like it’s been house-fucked by a tornado made of dicks.”
John Cheese (via cracked)
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This computer has a camera on it... and that's how my face looks...
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www.mrbuyback.com
We're pretty much the best and most hipster site around for buying phones and giving you tons of money for Kanye West shades!
Visit us!
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being against racism by attacking white people

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